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South Park Theme Song!!! I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time.
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temtation.
Going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind.
Ample parking day or night, people shouting "howdy neighbour".
{Kenny Mumbles}
Mmmmmrmmemmummmm Mmmerm.
Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.
Kenny!!!


If you don't like the content don't blame me I just posted what he says


TV commercial
Kyle:This program is brought to you by 'Magic, the gathering'
Kenny:'member, it's just a game'


Cartman gets an probe
1. After Kyle asks Kenny what a dildo is, Kenny says "It's what your moms use when their alone"***
2. When the boys are talking about how far Stan can get with Wendy, Kenny says 'Maybe you can touch her pussy"
3. After he gets hit by the Visitors blast and Kyle thinks he's dead , Kenny gets up and says "No, I, I'm all right. Ahhhh!"
4. After He gets ran over by the cows, he gets back up and says "Nope, I'm fine. Ah!"


Weightgain 4000
1. When they are talking to Chef about him sleeping with Kathie Lee, Kenny Says "Is your penis big?"
2. When Cartman thinks he is thinning, while he is only fattening, Kenny says "Look at the size of his boobs!"
3. After Kenny gets shot by Mr. Garrison, and is flown up in the air, he says "Oh no"


The Volcano
1. After Stan says to cartman "maybe your mom can give me a kiss too" Kenny says, 'Maybe she can suck my dick "
2. After Kyle gets the flash light, Kenny says "Hey! What's that?" referring to the volcano.
3. After Jimbo throws the grenade that kills all the fish, Jimbo says it smells, and Kenny says "Kinda like a vagina."
4. After Jimbo makes Kenny his official nephew Kenny says "Cool"
5. After the lava ball lands on Kenny, he says "Nope, I'm okay"
6. After the lava ball rolls over him again Kenny goes "Ahhh"
7. After the volcano incident is over, Kenny comes walking back and he says "Hey guys, what's up?"
8. After getting shot by Ned, Kenny says "oh no!"


Big gay Al's Big gay Boat ride
1. While Sparky is Raping Sylvester , Kenny see what they are doing and says "Oh my god I think they're screwing."
2. After Stan tries saying it's Sylvester who is confused, Kenny say "Not from what I saw"
3. When Stan is talking about gay people, Kenny says "They suck"


An Elephant makes Love to a Pig
1. When talking about pig and elephants, Kenny says "Hey you guys, I talked to Garrison and he told me they're like the same."
2. When talking about how much of a wuss Stan is for getting his ass kicked by a girl, Kenny says "Or are you gonna feather your hair?"
3. After Kyle says this about what Stan should do about his sister "Stan, you can use family love as a weapon against Shelley. The next time she's gonna kick your ass, just tell her, "Shelley, you're my sister, and I love you."Kenny says "And I want to take off your bra."
4. When the genetic doctor comes and tells the boys of Stan's clone, Kenny says "A big mutant Stan?!?"
5. When Kenny sees the destruction that Stan's clone is causing, he says "Oh my God!What is he doin'?"


Death
1. After Kenny gets to school from being late due to diarrhea, Kenny raises his hand and say "I have to go fart."
2. After Kenny says number 1, Mr . Garrison says didn't you just go? And Kenny says "I did, I gotta go shit"
3. After Kenny comes out of the bathroom, he races back in and says "Oh my God!"
4. Kenny runs to the bathroom at Stan's and says "Oh My God"
5. After you hear Kenny make a farting sound, Kenny goes "OW!"
6. When they are discussing what's wrong with their parents, Kenny says "You know what I think..."The rest is mumbles not meant to be heard.


Halloween
The only time Kenny says something is when he comes back from his grave, and it's either between him saying something or just laughing. You be the judge. here's what he says:"Heeeyyy, I'm back, ahh."
Also Cartman when he is fantasizing that he's Hitler, when you play it backwards he says stuff like "You guys, seriously!" and "Hey guys guess what?"


Starvin' Marvin
1.When the boys find out about the free sports watch, Kenny says "Woo hoo!"
2.When Stan asks what vas deferens are Kenny says "Where they take a knife and stick your pee pee."
3.When Stan says "She said it(the sport watch)would come tomorrow" Cartman, Kyle and Kenny all say "Cool!"


*Jay Leno Special*
1.After all the kids are astounded by Jay's chin, Kenny says "It looks like it's made of silicon!"

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